Roger That! has a vast assortment of hopelessly weird greeting cards. Over 200 different designs, most priced at around three bucks, with free postage and handling!Select a category from the list on the left and begin your journey into greeting card splendour! (And remember: Roger That! cards are individually and laboriously handmade...in creepy Los Angeles!)
An INSPIRING Message from the Roger That! Executive Suite
Well, it's a new year and on-line greeting cards are more popular than ever! Also, I have learned to fly and can now recite the mighty U.S. Constitution backwards to the tune of "River Stay Away from my Door." For the second year in a row, my New Years resolution is to look people in the eye when I talk to them. Don't know why it's taking so damn long, but I WILL master eye contact in 2012 because I have several other areas for self-improvement that require the additional oomph of New Years resolve before they have even the slightest chance of being addressed. For instance, two years ago, I paid for a series of laser hair removal treatments at my local spa but have only endured one session. Also, I need to do something about my feet. And I have to stop fantasizing about clobbering all the people I hate. And I want to obliterate "like" from my vocabulary before my mother sends me back to high school. (She really, really has a problem with pointless verbal interjections, for which I respect...and fear...her.) Then there's the socializing thing, as in I don't. But I think that ship has sailed. And speaking of sales, I also need to quit making so many impulse purchases. Ultimately, however, it's really difficult to change when you secretly feel that everyone else is the problem.
Lady Tabitha Shrinkstick: "I find them offensive. However, I do appreciate the reasonable prices and free postage and handling."
Colonel Cuthbert Cuthmont: "Why, never before have I seen such a wacky, zany, goofy collection! And never before have I used the words 'wacky,' 'zany,' or 'goofy' in a sentence!"
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