Roger That! has a vast assortment of hopelessly weird greeting cards. Over 200 different designs, most priced at around three bucks, with free postage and handling!Select a category from the list on the left and begin your journey into greeting card splendour! (And remember: Roger That! cards are individually and laboriously handmade...in creepy Los Angeles!)
Valentine's Day is right around the corner. If you're already shacked up with someone, then you just have to give that person the ol' "I still love you, despite all of the times you've disappointed me." But if you're single -- on the prowl, in the game, out for kicks -- then Valentine's Day is your chance to let a greeting card do the heavy lifting for you:
This isn't our only Valentine's Day card. Here are a few others and there are more in the Love & Marriage section. And don't forget that there are people out there who might prefer something more...inscrutable (which is to say, less scrutable). Like our world-famous pin-worm card! Nothing says romance like tiny intestinal parasites!
Colonel Cuthbert Cuthmont: "Why, never before have I seen such a wacky, zany, goofy collection! And never before have I used the words 'wacky,' 'zany,' or 'goofy' in a sentence!"
Lady Tabitha Shrinkstick: "I find them offensive. However, I do appreciate the reasonable prices and free postage and handling."
