Roger That! provides you with warped retro greeting cards for every possible (and not so possible) occasion! Over 200 different designs, most priced at around two bucks, and postage and handling are free! All greeting cards are laboriously handmade in creepy Los Angeles, California!
Well, Mother's Day is coming. We wish we could blather about our huge selection of Mother's Day cards, but we can't because we don't have a huge selection of Mother's Day cards. But then again, we don't really have many birthday cards either. We do, oddly enough, have a few Father's Day cards. On the other hand, Roger That! cards make outstandingly appropriate gifts! Whose sainted mother wouldn't enjoy a lovely boxed set of laboriously handmade greeting card? But you just go ahead and get her that green potholder.
Well, these don't flat-out SAY they're Mother's Day cards, but they're STILL better than any other Mother's Day cards (said while shaking tiny fist in the air)...
Lady Tabitha Shrinkstick: "I find them offensive. However, I do appreciate the reasonable prices and free postage and handling."
Colonel Cuthbert Cuthmont: "Why, never before have I seen such a wacky, zany, goofy collection! And never before have I used the words 'wacky,' 'zany,' or 'goofy' in a sentence!"
