Roger That! has a vast assortment of hopelessly weird greeting cards. Over 200 different designs, most priced at around three bucks, with free postage and handling!Select a category from the list on the left and begin your journey into greeting card splendour! (And remember: Roger That! cards are individually and laboriously handmade...in creepy Los Angeles!)
Holidays are Thin on the Ground!
Summertime is bleak for most greeting card retailers. You've got your Mother's Day and your Father's Day, but then it's a couple of months of holiday nothingness (of course there's July 4, but who the hell sends cards out for July 4? Answer: NOBODY). Luckily, there's birthdays, and plenty of them. Statistically speaking (and that's really the only way to speak), more people are born in the summer months than in all of the other months combined! Why? Because the summer is nine months after the winter. And what do we all know about the winter? It's COLD. And what do people like to do when it's cold? That's right! They like to SCREW! And what happens when you screw? Someone gets pregnant! Okay, that's a bunch of crap. Anyway, it doesn't really matter because Roger That! isn't about holidays. If it was, we'd sell more cards but we'd feel artistically bankrupt, bereft and bored. Boo-hoo. Incidentally, is anyone else sick of hearing people say that they are or are not about something? That's neither here nor there. The point is that, around here, business is just as boomtastic in the summer as it is any other time of the year.To illustrate why, please consider the following selections, specially chosen for their extreme uselessness:
Colonel Cuthbert Cuthmont: "Why, never before have I seen such a wacky, zany, goofy collection! And never before have I used the words 'wacky,' 'zany,' or 'goofy' in a sentence!"
Lady Tabitha Shrinkstick: "I find them offensive. However, I do appreciate the reasonable prices and free postage and handling."
