#00458/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

Tact is a funny thing.  And if you're me, it's also a supremely elusive thing.  How do you tactfully tell someone that they need to brush their teeth?  You can't.  Believe me.  I've tried.  It's too bad, because the world would be a better place if we just tactlessly told each other, "Hey!  I love ya, but you need to brush yer fucking teeth!" or "Hey! I love ya, but you sound like an idiot when you interject 'like' fifty times into every sentence!" or "Hey!  I love ya, but you eat like the village swineherd!"  Then, we could all brush our teeth, stop saying, like, "like," and shut our fucking mouths when we eat.  Everyone's better off.  Start applying this philosophy to more serious issues and before you know it: world peace!  But then there's just being an asshole, like giving a bathroom scale to someone who is sensitive about their weight.  I guess that's the problem -- the reason we don't have world peace:  because the line between tactlessness and assholeness is so very, very thin.