#00465/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

I was a secretary when I was in college.  I ended up going to night school so that I could fulfillingly type in a windowless room.  We didn't have manual typewriters, but we did have electric typewriters -- big, heavy, expensive electric typewriters.  And when I made mistakes, which I frequently did, I had to either start all the fuck over again or I had to use White-out and pray that whichever asshole I was typing for didn't notice.  And what a pack of clowns those assholes were!  Not that I was any bargain.   I always had a perm and I always wore really high heels and tight skirts.  I wish I could go back in time, find that silly slut, slap her, and yell, "Wear your glasses! Stop having sleazy affairs with your co-workers! Get a skirt that fits!  Lay off the booze!  Quit smoking!  Date some boys your own age!  Lose the tarty shoes!"  But I wouldn't have listened to me.  I thought I knew everything.