I don't know if it was a we-really-want-to-know-what-our-readers-think survey or if it was a we're-trying-to-make-you-feel-important-but-just-want-you-to-subscribe survey, but regardless, the subject of the survey was basically What Kinds of Gals Do You Want to See Fondling Their Nipples on the Pages of Playboy, and it was pretty damn detailed and all the questions were phrased in this really leading way, like, "Do you mind if a woman's personal appearance is greatly improved through surgical enhancement?" Correct answer: NO.  "When you're reading our brief centerfold bios, would you like to know more detailed information, such as her political views and opinions?" Correct answer: NO.  But for some reason, my favorite was, "Do you prefer a woman's fingernails to be (a) long with red polish; or (b) long with clear polish."  Because short nails aren’t an option for ideal womanhood.