#00110/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

The Dream-o-Vision machine, which allows you to conjure up nocturnal fantasies of frolicsome tropical cuties, should be used infrequently.  If you're not careful, you won't be able to have pleasant dreams without it.  The manufacturer, National Products, doesn't tell you this when you buy the thing.  The FDA should be coming down on National Products like a ton of regulatory bricks, but they don't have jurisdiction over sleep-altering devices.  Thanks, Republicans!