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IT'S SOME COCKSUCKER FOR YOU, DEAR...

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#00450/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

I've looked at vintage sewing patterns on eBay, and I'm always struck by how many patterns there were for aprons.  I guess the well-groomed housewife didn't have just one apron.  She had lots of aprons to match all of her clothes.  Don't want your clothes clashing with your goddamn apron.  This explains the orange n' butterscotch gingham ensemble with coordinating headband ensemble that we see here. 

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