#00207/Greeting Card (6.25" x 4.5") - Blank

Wow!  Three hot guys on the beach!  But does the guy in the blue speedo think we can’t tell he’s holding in his stomach? (Side note: a little belly is always cuter than a suck-in, the comb over of muscle poses.)  It’s clear that the guy in the orange (the shy one) wishes that the one in black would go away.  And can you blame him?  Talk about overcompensating. Yes, queen, you’ve got huge muscles. I get it.  I still wouldn’t go home with you.

(A grateful nation thanks Josh Tager, one of the greatest legal minds of this century.  Or any century.)