#00268/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

Are you living with unrequited love?  Are you too shy to tell that guy three cubicles down from you that you'd like to get to know him better?  Does it feel too forward to compliment his crotch?  No worries!  Sweet-talk your way into his life with this simple, classy card - your own private Cyrano de Bergerac.  For extra credit, buy a dozen and send them to everyone in the office who has a "nice gun!"

(This helpful advice brought to you by Ask Josh columnist and world-renowned snowboarding daredevil, Josh Tager.)