#00269/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

Here's a heartwarming true story from notorious Casanova, Josh Tager:

There once was this guy (we'll call him...Josh) who was an awkward adolescent.  He wore an unflattering bowl cut long after the other kids abandoned theirs' for hipper styles; he ate all of his lunches with the sensitive girls on the far end of the lawn; none of the guys wanted anything to do with him.  Toward the end of 8th grade, Josh was invited to Washington DC by Mr. Diefendorf as part of a student government program.  At the dance on the final night of the program, Dawn, a well-intentioned girl from Houston, pulled Josh onto the dance floor.  Self-consciously, he danced with her for a few minutes, excused himself, and then cried in his hotel room for the rest of the evening, hating himself for being such a dork.  The next morning, just as he was boarding his bus to the airport, Dawn gave Josh a goodbye card that said something about him having a nice ass.  Even though his classmates teased him, per usual, the whole flight home Josh felt like a hunk for the first time in his life. 

MORAL:  Give your hunk this card, and make him feel sexy, just like Josh!