ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?

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Sex_Criminal_228.jpg

ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?

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#00228/Greeting Card (6.25" x 4.5") - Blank

Okay, beside the fact that the guy on the left is a dead ringer for one of my more lamentable boyfriends, and beside the fact that the guy on the right looks like my ex-husband, and beside the fact that the expression on Lamentable's mug has a sort of sinister aspect, and beside his drawn-on eyebrows and snappy neckerchief, what I find strange about this picture is the painting in the background.  LOOK AT IT!  It's a couple of gals - starkers - messing around in a swamp!  What are they doing?  Certainly they weren't swimming in all that muck.  And they aren't washing their clothes because only an idiot washes her clothes in a swamp.  Lesbo sexcapades?  I don't think so, unless lesbians take a different stance on swamp sex than the rest of us.  It's a mystery.  And I mean to solve it.  Or my name isn't Trixie McSleuthsalot.

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