I WANT MY HUSBAND TO BE AN ALCOHOLIC
I WANT MY HUSBAND TO BE AN ALCOHOLIC
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#00364/Greeting Card (6.25" x 4.5") - Blank
Smart girls know that a dead drunk husband is easier to ignore!
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Confusingly, I have another section on my website called Couples Therapy which deals with the less savory aspects of relationships. This section is more upbeat — almost as if you could actually make it work. You, with all your baggage, and that big chip on your shoulder, and your poor listening skills, and your narcissism, and your laziness, and your shitty parents, and your fucking god complex, and your jealousy, and your insecurity. What did I ever see in you? All my friends warned me, but I wouldn’t listen. Let’s get married.