#00235/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank
I'm not actually anti-baby. I just don't have that thing that enables me to overlook the downside of their altogether normal behavior. They can't talk, so like a barking dog, they can't tell you why the hell they're raising a ruckus. They can't use toilets, so like an unhouse-trained dog, you have to clean up stuff that comes out of their butts. They can't feed themselves, so like a barking, unhouse-trained dog, you have to feed them when all they give you in return is a lot of noise and poop. But unlike a baby, you can slap a bark collar on a barking, unhouse-trained dog and, though it can take a while, house-train him. In a few months, you've got yourself a nice dog. Meanwhile, back in Babyland, there is absolutely NOTHING you can do about Poopy McCry n' Eat. Nope. You just have to wait...month after poopy month. I know I sound like an idiot, but I honestly don't get why the whole baby thing isn't more of a deterrent to people. It sure deterred the hell out of me.