IS YOUR BEST FRIEND A PSYCHO?

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IS YOUR BEST FRIEND A PSYCHO?

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#00231/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

Here’s where reading all these damn card descriptions actually pays off.  The police use the following test on suspects to see if they’re dealing with a psychopath.  It’s a REAL TEST.  REALLY. Here's what you do:  call your best friend and casually tell it the following anecdote:

Maggie is at her mother's funeral. She meets George. They go out a few times, and she falls madly in love with him, but George seems indifferent and finally stops returning her calls. Maggie kills her sister.  

Now here's the test:  ask your potentially psycho best friend, "Why did Maggie kill her sister?"  

If your friend retorts, "Well, OBVIOUSLY because she needs to go to a funeral and see George again," then your best friend is, indeed, a psycho.

You're welcome!

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