#00071/Greeting Card (6.25" x 4.5") - Blank - Glittery Accents

So let's say you've just spent $23,000 on a late 18th Century blond mahogany Hepplewhite settee reupholstered in Italian silk brocade that perfectly reproduces the original silver-grey fabric. Now, let's say you throw a big party and not a single person notices your fabulous new acquisition. What do you do? You rent a scrumptious blond in an elegant little black cocktail dress to sit on the stupid thing all night and straighten her seams. This will ensure that the couch on which you spent $23,000 - more money than some people make in a year - will get noticed, you jerk.