RED SWING COAT

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RED SWING COAT

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#00279/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank - Glittery Accents

Did you ever see the 1949 movie "Samson and Delilah?" Of course you didn't.  Well, Victor Mature (who was supposedly freakishly well-hung) plays Samson and Hedy Lamarr (who was a lot smarter than she needed to be) plays Delilah. Anyway, once Delilah has done her barber thing, Samson is overpowered, thrown in the dungeon, and blinded for good measure. For some reason, Delilah decides to pay him a visit. So she's standing there in the dungeon, sort of lording it over poor Samson, who's slaving away at some sort of pointless grinding machine. She doesn't know he's blind, so she's trying to get his attention and pulling out all of her feminine stops. These include a lot of tossing of lustrous black hair and much displaying of lavish cleavage, and while she's doing all this stuff, she keeps striking poses, EXACTLY LIKE THE ONE YOU SEE HERE IN THIS CARD!!!! So when I see this card, I think of Hedy Lamarr in her historically inaccurate belly dancing outfit, trying to get Victor Mature's attention while he slaves away at a pointless grinder thing.

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