HOW WE GOT SO FUCKING STUPID
HOW WE GOT SO FUCKING STUPID
#00415/Greeting Card (6.25" x 4.5") - Blank
There are two types of people I find instantly annoying. (Actually, there are two million types of people I find instantly annoying, but we don't have all day.) The first type is the person who says, "Oh, yeah, I got all straight A's in school, but I never went to class or anything." The second is the person who says, "Oh, I'm so out of it! I've never even heard of [some mildly embarrassing but extremely well-known television show]; that's what happens when you never watch TV!"
Actually, the person who says the first thing will often end up saying the second thing, plus a lot of other passive aggressive me-so-smart comments that are all aimed at establishing I AM YOUR INTELLECTUAL SUPERIOR BUT I'M ALSO THROWING YOU A BONE BY BEING REALLY, REALLY POLITE. Jesus Christ. I sound really bitter. And sort of crazy. Why do I even think about this shit?
And while we're on the topic of the downfall of western civilization, check out the companion to this card, How We All Got to Be So Fucking Fat. It's a crowd-pleaser!