Downer Beach

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Price: $2.50

Personally, I hate traveling.  I don't like going to "exotic" places because "exotic" often means either (a) poor, in which case I don't like being the stupid rich American;  or, (b) relatively unspoiled, in which case why the fuck do I want to go spoil it?  I don't like going to big foreign cities because I don't speak any languages other than a smattering of English.  I don't like going to new places in the United States because they always verify my worst fears about this country.  I guess that leaves Great Britain and Canada.  Okay.  I'd go to both of those places except I passionately hate flying.  That leaves Canada.  By train.  Or boat.  But who the hell travels by trains and boats?  I'll tell you who:  people who don't mind being in close quarters with the same bunch of chuckleheads for a long period of time.  That rules me out.  Guess I'll just stay here.