Hunk

#00269/Notecard - Blank
Price: $2.50

Here's a heartwarming, true story from notorious Casanova, Josh Tager.

"There’s this guy, (we’ll call him Josh), who was an awkward adolescent. He wore an unflattering bowl cut long after the other kids abandoned theirs’ for hipper styles; he ate all of his lunches with the sensitive girls on the far end of the lawn because none of the guys wanted anything to do with him. Toward the end of 8th grade, Josh was invited to Washington DC by Mr. Diefendorf as part of a student government program. At the dance on the final night of the program, Dawn, a well-intentioned girl from Houston, pulled Josh onto the dance floor. Awkwardly he danced with her for a few minutes, excused himself, and then cried in his hotel room for the rest of the evening for being such a dork. The next morning, just as she was boarding her bus to the airport, Dawn gave Josh a goodbye card that said something about him having a nice ass. Even though his classmates teased him, per usual, the whole flight home, Josh felt sexier than ever.

The moral: Give the hunk in your life this card; make him feel hot, like Josh."