The Dream-o-Vision machine, which allows you to conjure up nocturnal fantasies of frolicsome tropical cuties, should be used infrequently. If you’re not careful, you won’t be able to have pleasant dreams without it. They don’t tell you that when you buy the thing. The FDA should be all over this, but they don't have jurisdiction over sleep-altering devices.
The Dream-o-Vision machine, which allows you to conjure up nocturnal fantasies of frolicsome tropical cuties, should be used infrequently. If you’re not careful, you won’t be able to have pleasant dreams without it. They don’t tell you that when you buy the thing. The FDA should be all over this, but they don't have jurisdiction over sleep-altering devices.