Bridal Collage

#00146/Greeting Card - Blank
Price: $8.00

Yeah, that’s right!  Eight bucks! Why?  Because every Bridal Collage is different and is laboriously hand-assembled.  For instance, that bride and groom is an actual plastic wedding cake topper (albeit an incredibly small and unimpressive one) and that rosy thing is real vintage wrapping paper, and that goddamn cake has to be tediously hand-cut without cutting off the goddamn leaves.  So eight bucks is actually a goddamn bargain.  Goddamn it.

"And I'm WORTH IT, you CHEAP BASTARD!"