Cards for Boring Occasions Here’s a utilitarian category!  Utility is not what Roger That! is about, but we do offer this teeny selection of cards for real live actual events:  Father's Day (no Mother's Day cards...go figure), parties, congratulations, and, of course, birthdays.  Personally, I don't care about birthdays and never send birthday cards.  Result?  I have exactly FIVE birthday cards that are unmistakably birthday cards.  Yeah, that is a bit of a weakness in the ol' Roger That! business plan.  I'd probably be living on my own island if I just hunkered down and spit out some birthday cards.  But birthdays are soooooooooooo BORING!!!!   Now, X-mas cards are a different story; they’re in their own separate, super-special X-mas category.  Same with Valentine’s, anniversary and wedding cards (they're in the Love & Marriage category).  And if you need a card for the expectant mom or the new parents, go to the Kids section.  If you're my dream customer, you're not looking for any of those things but are very interested in my fine selection of furniture cards.