Just Lucky

#00163/Greeting Card - Blank
Price: $3.00

Why is he lucky? I’ll tell you why! He’s out for a stroll by the pier on a beautiful, starry night. He starts feeling the old tingle and makes his way to the Rusty Parrot to get himself a three-dollar waterfront hooker. But then he bumps into this luscious, high-class, syphilis-free glamourpuss who agrees to screw him senseless in exchange for one cigarette!


Just lucky, I guess!