Gold Skater

#00414/Greeting Card - Blank
Price: $3.75

She could have gone to medical school.  She could have gone to law school.  Hell, she could have gone to beauty school.  Hell's bells!  She could have gone to ice skating school!  But no, she's a professional roller skater.  Well, at least she gets to wear a weird gold Amazon Princess costume, the razzle-dazzle factor of which has been laboriously enhanced with color-coordinated glitter, which you can't see in this picture so you'll just have to take my goddamn word for it.  This is one sparkly card.