Sexy Seam Straightener

#00071/Greeting Card - Blank
Price: $3.00

So let's say you've just spent $18,000 on a late 18th Century blond mahogany Heppelwhite settee done in an Italian-made silk brocade that perfectly reproduces the original silver-grey upholstery. Now, let's say you throw a big party and not a single person notices your fabulous new acquisition. What do you do? You rent a scrumptious blond in an elegant little black coctail dress to sit on the stupid thing all night and straighten her seams. This will ensure that the couch on which you spent $18,000 - more money than some people make in a year - will get noticed, you jerk.