Swelldom

#00089/Greeting Card - Blank
Price: $4.50

Hot!  Water sports in the true sense of the word!  Kind of makes you want to hike a pair of butt-huggers up to your belly button and drop a bucket of water on your boyfriend, or next date, or whoever.  How could it not lead to at least a half an hour of wet t-shirt sex?  Swelldom.  True swelldom.

(These encouraging words brought to you by noted authority on all things, Josh Tager.)