Psycho Friend

#00231/Greeting Card - Blank
Price: $3.00

  Here’s where reading all these damn card descriptions actually pays off.  The police use the following test on suspects to see if they’re dealing with a psychopath.  It’s a REAL TEST.  REALLY. Here's what you do:  call your best friend and casually tell it the following anecdote:
   Maggie is at her mother's funeral. She meets George. They go out a few times, and she falls madly in love with him, but George seems indifferent and finally stops returning her calls. Maggie kills her sister. 
   Now here's the test:  ask your potentially psycho best friend, "Why did Maggie kill her sister?" 
   If your friend retorts, "Well, OBVIOUSLY because she wants to see George again," then your best friend is, indeed, a psycho.

"Well, OBVIOUSLY because she wants to see George again!  Now where do you keep the cleavers?"