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#00100/Greeting Card - Blank
Price: $4.00

This elaborate little gem would make a great party invitation...except that it's four bucks a pop.  SO, if you had, say, 50 guests, you'd end up spending $200 just on invitations.  I guess that's chicken feed for some people, but I myself would never spend that much on party invitations.  Of course, I would never be in this predicament because I don't have anything near 50 friends.  Plus I hate parties.  I hate small talk, and I don't want to meet any new people, so what's the point?  Anyway, this card would make a great party invitation...and yes, it's FOUR BUCKS.  WHY?  Because I have to rubber-stamp the background with festive party designs, and for every card that I manage to satisfactorily embellish, I seem to waste one or two cards with bad color choices, ink smears, upside-down rubber stamping, and countless other creative cock-ups.  All that hard work and wasted effort is reflected in a higher price for you, the consumer.