Valentines Bitch

#00129/Greeting Card - Blank
Price: $4.50

I would love to know when the word "bitch" morphed from being a female dog to being a multi-purpose swear word. If you took all the instances in which the word "bitch" was uttered in the past 10 years, you could divide them up by the number of times the word was used...
     a) to indicate a female dog;
     b) to indicate an objectionable woman;
     c) to indicate a male prison love object;
     d) to indicate a difficult situation;
     e) in the phrase "son of a bitch;" or,
     f) as a substitute for the verb "complain."
If I had to guess, I would bet (a) would come in dead last. Maybe it's time to come up with a different word for female dogs. Or maybe I've wasted enough time on this topic.

By the way, in case you're wondering, all of the lettering on this card is hand-stamped.  And I mean each of those 23 letters has been individually hand-stamped.   Do you know how hard it is to successfully stamp the same card 23 goddamn times?  It's pretty goddamn hard! 


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