This is the perfect card to give to your job-hating friends when they start asking questions like, “Do you think the roof of my apartment building is high enough to guarantee a fatal fall?” or “What's the waiting period in this state for a semi-automatic weapon?” It's a way of saying, "Yes, this whole thing really is for bastards..."
"I'm glad I'm a frisky, fun-loving seal and not a stressed opossum!"
"I'm glad I'm a frisky, fun-loving seal and not a stressed opossum!"