X-Mas in Assholeville

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Okay, speaking of assholes,do you ever wonder how Hummer drivers live with themselves?"  Now, I live in L.A., where, in 2007, every third car was a Hummer.  But this town is full of impressionable whack jobs, and they can turn from freedom-lovin' conspicuous consumers to sanctimonious, hemp-wearin' recyclers  faster than you can say "Where's my stylist?"  So now, everyone drives a Prius.  But I still see the occasional neanderthal driving around in his H2, and I really wonder what's going on in the driver's wee cranium.  Other than Glenn Beck.  WELL, I recently read an article that dealt with this very issue.  Apparently, Hummer drivers feel that they are rebels.  Renegades.  Mavericks.  The Hummer is their way of saying, "Yeah, you go ahead and drive your limp-dicked hybrid, you spineless pussy!  No one tells ME what to do.   I live by my OWN rules."   So the answer is easy!  They drive around in fucking Hummers because they're fucking assholes!  Which is EXACTLY what you'd expect!