All cards are blank inside, so you get to write “Happy Holidays!” in your own crappy penmanship! Ah.  X-Mas.  Now, I’m not religious (oh, boy, am I ever not religious), but I do celebrate the living crap out of X-Mas.  Why?  Because I like buying presents for people.  I start my X-Mas shopping in January, and by the time December rolls around, I’ve got so many presents for so many people that I don’t have to do any X-Mas shopping, per se!  Imagine the tight-lipped smile of smug satisfaction as I listen to my chucklehead pals whine about the crowds, the horrible music, the lack of interesting merchandise, the pressure, and the general joylessness of their holiday shopping escapades. Now, other than the presents, there’s the gathering of the family, which I, unlike most people, apparently, actually enjoy.  Imagine the tight-lipped smile of smug satisfaction as I listen to my chucklehead pals whine about the family fights, the tension, mom’s bad food, dad’s crappy presents, and the baby’s runny bowels.  Yes.  X-Mas for me is all about sitting back, relaxing, and feeling superior to everyone else. Incidentally, since I don’t have to do any X-Mas shopping, I have plenty of time to make delightful, hand-crafted holiday cards.  However, since you’ll be too busy trying to find a scented candle for your sister-in-law, I smugly suggest this festive, colorful and very cheerful card collection by Roger That!